Pisces Horoscope

Being born on March 17th yields two types. Either someone quite superficial. Or deep and philosophically inclined (well, that’s quite a spread :P). It is a bright and distinct nature.

He has close friends who will ultimately prove very useful. Higher-ups offer him their protection. He is socially inclined and willingly fulfills his duties toward others.

He wouldn’t want to cause the slightest inconvenience to anyone (true). He is by no means a revolutionary. He fully accepts the prevailing moral, social, and societal systems. He willingly submits to them (true).

With submission, he also endures life’s hardships, limitations, and oppression. He is witty and easily sees the funny side of everyone. This can cause dissatisfaction among those around him (true – happens a lot).

Other people usually don’t understand him and judge him unfairly. They fail to appreciate his best intentions. They don’t see his pure motives (what is there to comment on :P).

A sudden and unexpected misfortune might strike him down. It could undermine the results of his hard work and destroy his hopes.

Therefore, let him exercise the utmost caution. Let him work diligently. And cast the seeds of his labor onto the broad fields of society. Will he reap the harvest of what he sows? That remains unknown.

Educators should focus their greatest efforts on developing the child’s willpower. Sometimes he shows a strange stubbornness.

However, this shouldn’t be considered a sign of will. One shouldn’t try to break the child’s fits of losing himself. It is often just a feeling of shame. It stems from the child’s great delicacy and sensitivity, which has been painfully hurt.

Such children show great abilities. They should be taught early on to try to resolve everything on their own. They should learn to make decisions based on clear rules established by their educators. The child will quickly grasp them and put them into practice.

Indian Horoscope – Kapha

Kapha consists of the earth and water elements. It’s characterized by traits like heaviness, coldness, oiliness, sweetness, steadiness, slowness, softness, and stickiness (what can I say, sounds like me).

Here are some of the most common traits of people dominated by kapha:

– understanding, calm, and slow
– warm and loving
– doesn’t hold grudges, can empathize, doesn’t judge others
– reliable, trustworthy, loyal
– physically strong, massive build
– has a lot of energy, but is slow and persistent
– moves slowly and gracefully
– speaks slowly (okay, let’s not exaggerate)
– learns slowly but never forgets (the second part absolutely, but as for learning, I learn fast, especially from my mistakes)
– soft hair and skin; usually large, shiny eyes and a deep, soft voice
– prone to being overweight (see the gallery :P)
– gentle, mild, undemanding of life
– rarely gets angry, strives to maintain harmony in his surroundings (this theme will pop up in other descriptions too, so there must be something to it)
– hard to upset, provides a pillar of support for others
– prone to possessiveness over things, people, money; frugal (hello, hello… mistake)
– dislikes rainy, cold weather

The most common physical problems are: colds, indigestion, sinus headaches, asthma, hay fever, allergies, and atherosclerosis.

Kapha types are prone to lethargy, sluggishness, depression, and being overweight. They need movement and stimulation. Daily exercise is much more important for them than for any other type.

Actively seeking new experiences is highly recommended for kaphas. Check your type About other Doshas

Arabic Horoscope

The Axe, this fearsome weapon, is a favorable sign. Mr. Axe has a remarkable mind. He is creative and gifted. He loves to learn – an absolute dream partner for a female intellectual (true :)).

He is well-balanced and hates arguments. He always prefers to work things out. Life with him is peaceful, but not boring.

He seduces with words and impresses with his knowledge (I know some who would agree). The Axe could use an enterprising partner who encourages him to take action. He is too modest and exaggerates his own limitations (I know some who would claim the exact opposite :P).

He might not love madly. But he gets very attached to his chosen one. If he ties his fate to a woman, the thought of divorce will never even cross his mind (I could probably find a few people who doubt that, too).

The Axe is not too passionate in the bedroom. But he makes up for it with gentleness and tenderness. Sex with him is a concert of long, gentle caresses. He intertwines them with declarations of love.

He tends to be entirely focused on giving pleasure to the woman. That’s why foreplay with him is an unforgettable experience (do I have a camera in my room or what?).

He will completely lose his mind at the sight of an airy, delicate, ethereal being. She could play the role of a fairy or a princess (I already tried a princess and…).

Pants and a masculine haircut will quickly cool his senses. So will a vamp outfit.

Chinese Horoscope

The Horse is well-liked and has a magnetic personality. He cares about his attire and gravitates toward wealth. He can be trusted, as he keeps his word. He adapts easily to any conditions.

Women of this sign are cheerful. They like to be the center of attention and enjoy popularity. However, they don’t like criticism from those closest to them.

Men of this sign are good politicians and diplomats. They quickly size up a situation. They like to act superior (boo, not cool).

They are diligent and resilient on their way to achieving a chosen goal. They love travel, liberty, and freedom. (To sum it up in one sentence: It’s no use wrestling a horse :P)