Since some people question the legitimacy of me getting an academic scholarship at WSM, below I present a picture (from the last weekend session). It shows that you have to earn good grades (well, I wouldn’t get a passing grade for my looks :P)

In this picture, you can see me giving my spiel about the control system in the Third Polish Republic (only the Third, because the Fourth is simply indescribable)

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The listeners were so captivated and sat so quietly that I honestly got scared I was mumbling and they didn’t understand me. That’s why, when the lecturer wasn’t looking, I wrote a “subliminal” instruction. And with the grace of a ring girl holding up the round number at a boxing match, I showed it to my esteemed fellow students, hoping they’d decipher my beautiful handwriting. BTW, if handwriting reflects a person’s character, it means Godzilla is small fry compared to me :P.

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More photos from school are here, so if anyone feels like seeing the people who will be responsible for security in the near future, you can take a peek.

Since I’m in a good mood (and no, I didn’t spill gravy on myself), I hope you don’t have any nightmares about me. As proof of my good spirits, I’m sticking my tongue out 😛 and smiling 🙂