How talented I am can be seen on the “About me” page, where a super fancy script, which took about 3 days to write, doesn’t account for something called a leap year and aged me by a few days. In my defense, I’ll add that even Microsoft (which has slightly greater programming capabilities than me) didn’t anticipate the server update on February 29, 2008, and all updates that day ended in an error.

People change, I’m a people, so I change too. Just like the front digit will soon change after a 10-year term. For my birthday, I got myself a present that, if someone had told me 6 months ago I’d buy it, I would have said they were crazy, but now… ehhh. I hope it will serve me bravely for about a year 😛 It has everything, replaces many devices, terminates pregnancies (that one’s actually unnecessary :P), and ties neckties (I’ll be using this feature a few times soon).

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Actually, the script calculates perfectly, it just subtracted a few days I don’t remember, and added what people told me happened back then, which was enough to make up those extra few days.

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The title means “Everything that is born passes away, and everything that grows ages”